When the libido’s high but no one’s in sight…
By Loving Asya on Monday, 29 of June , 2009 at 11:51 am
what do the nipples want to say?
Got this from a friend via email. it’s funny it deserves a repost. just for that Braille thing, man, I swear hehehe. I knew those spots were for something great! hahahahaha.
Man, I am so gay! And so horny! Hahaha!
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FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under.’
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN
THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN’S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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